HEY GUYS TOMMOROW IS THE PRAC EXAM AM I WORRIED NOT AT ALL HAVE I STUDIED NOT ONE BIT SHOULD I BE WRITING THIS YES I SHOULD BUT I COULD HAVE AT LEAST WAITED A SINGLE DAY UNTIL THE PRAC EXAM IS OVER....
PARTY AT MY PLACE TOMMOROW GUYTH ANYONE CAN COME BUT ONLY IF YOU SATISFY ALL OF THESE CRITERIA:
- YOU ARE WELL-MANNERED, FRIENDLY, AND POLITE
- YOU DO NOT PARTICIPATE IN RECREATIONAL DRUGS, SMOKING OF TOBACCO, OR EXCESSIVE ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION
- YOU DO NOT PARTICIPATE IN VIOLENCE, VANDALISM, GRAFFITI, OR OTHER SUCH TOMFOOLERY
- YOU RESPECT OTHER CULTURES, AND THE PROPERTY OF OTHER PEOPLE
- YOU DO NOT MAKE EXCESSIVE NOISE OR MESS WHEN PARTYING, AND IF YOU DO, ARE THE FIRST TO MAKE EFFORTS TOWARDS UNDOING SAID MESS
- YOU DO NOT CONSUME ALCOHOL TO THE POINT OF INEBRIATION, YOU ARE ALWAYS AND CONSTANTLY REMINDING OTHERS THAT THE GOVERNMENT RECOMMENDS 2 STANDARD DRINKS IN THE FIRST HOUR, AND 1 STANDARD DRINK EVERY FOLLOWING HOUR
- YOU HAVE A CULTURED UPBRINGING, BEING RESPECTFUL, HONOURABLE, AND DECENT IN NATURE, AND NOT AT ALL A HOOLIGAN, A SCALLYWAG, A TOMFOOLERER, OR A BAD SPORT
IF ANY OF THESE POINTS ARE DISREGARDED AT ANY POINT IN TIME WHILST ON THE PARK RESIDENCE, YOU WILL RECEIVE COUNTLESS WARNINGS AND A KIND AND NON-THREATENING, NON-VIOLENT PASSAGE THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR.
This post is dedicated to Demi Mei Gray's mother Margaret Wendy Gray.
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Saturday, July 18, 2009
BGDB
ok results are out, so this will be a quick summary of academic life. the comments for the assignments seemed a lil condescending =P or maybe it was just me...
flat Ps for every criteria for both group and individual assignments. there were various bits a pieces that were off, but i guess the main thing for me was that i needed to add more to my part, rather than worrying about the word limit so much so early. i thort it would save time for later, which it did, but there wasnt enough depth in our report so i might as well leave everything in, and hope someone else can help me out next time to re-word it to make it more concise. also our reflection was kinda shotty, but that was mainly because we rushed it and forgot to read the assignment properly =P so that can be changed pretty easily next time.
individual made me realise that i cannot pull off the smart-ass style of assignmenting. i got shut down in a few parts for putting in the wrong information, believing that it was a super complicated way of explaining a relatively simple concept xP never again! lol. if i didnt freak out so much over the last week or so of the assignment, then i probably wouldnt have gotten a beat down, but oh well... still got solid marks for it =]
ive resigned to the fact that it is impossible for me to get a P+ in any assignments... i just cant do it. i either forget something, or i cant articulate it properly so it comes across very retardedly. oh well... hopefully il get better as we go on, but im not holding my breath =P and im not going for honours mostly because of the inordinate amount of effort required to be put into these assignments. sure theyre interesting, but theyre a bloody pain in the ass. il just keep concentrating on the tests since theres a greater sense of accomplishment =]
ok thats it. bye
BGDB: 86.341269841269835
-why are there so many decimal places? it just seems unnecessary considering it was 1 test =P
flat Ps for every criteria for both group and individual assignments. there were various bits a pieces that were off, but i guess the main thing for me was that i needed to add more to my part, rather than worrying about the word limit so much so early. i thort it would save time for later, which it did, but there wasnt enough depth in our report so i might as well leave everything in, and hope someone else can help me out next time to re-word it to make it more concise. also our reflection was kinda shotty, but that was mainly because we rushed it and forgot to read the assignment properly =P so that can be changed pretty easily next time.
individual made me realise that i cannot pull off the smart-ass style of assignmenting. i got shut down in a few parts for putting in the wrong information, believing that it was a super complicated way of explaining a relatively simple concept xP never again! lol. if i didnt freak out so much over the last week or so of the assignment, then i probably wouldnt have gotten a beat down, but oh well... still got solid marks for it =]
ive resigned to the fact that it is impossible for me to get a P+ in any assignments... i just cant do it. i either forget something, or i cant articulate it properly so it comes across very retardedly. oh well... hopefully il get better as we go on, but im not holding my breath =P and im not going for honours mostly because of the inordinate amount of effort required to be put into these assignments. sure theyre interesting, but theyre a bloody pain in the ass. il just keep concentrating on the tests since theres a greater sense of accomplishment =]
ok thats it. bye
BGDB: 86.341269841269835
-why are there so many decimal places? it just seems unnecessary considering it was 1 test =P
Friday, July 3, 2009
Today
Well, i crashed my car yesterday. I was coming home from work, and i was on the phone and going at 40km/h on burwood road when... bang. Yeah.
You could understand that i was a bit depressed today, but i had dinner with Joseph Park, Joseph Kim, and Joshua 'Chinese' Kim today, it was pretty good. Had some korean bbq, one or two bottles of soju (lol) and finished with some K.
All in all, it's been a rollercoaster of emotion for me the following few days, and i'm still enjoying the holidays. Thinking about organising a fishing trip/picnic at either Shell Harbour or Stanwell Tops.. anyone got any good fishing spots that are less than 3 hour drive from Sydney?
Have a good one!
You could understand that i was a bit depressed today, but i had dinner with Joseph Park, Joseph Kim, and Joshua 'Chinese' Kim today, it was pretty good. Had some korean bbq, one or two bottles of soju (lol) and finished with some K.
All in all, it's been a rollercoaster of emotion for me the following few days, and i'm still enjoying the holidays. Thinking about organising a fishing trip/picnic at either Shell Harbour or Stanwell Tops.. anyone got any good fishing spots that are less than 3 hour drive from Sydney?
Have a good one!
Friday, June 26, 2009
Success
Before the party, everyone was talking about how awesomely drunk they were going to get, and how "if i don't boot by the end of the night, that's a failure".
Yeah, end of sesh party was decent.. but not GREAT.
I woke up at 3 in the arvo.. and am sort of hungover, probably because i succeeded. Yeah that's right, i chucked at strathfield, i'm a champion.
Currently trying to find a way to crash the USyd Law Informal Party, but with not much success.
PS - my heart goes out to jake who lost his wallet on the day he finished. by the looks of it, it's up in port macquarie somewhere, but let's just hope for a miracle (recall the scrubs episode when Carla's pregnant, and Turk forgets her bag, and then a dog carries it to him)
Yeah, end of sesh party was decent.. but not GREAT.
I woke up at 3 in the arvo.. and am sort of hungover, probably because i succeeded. Yeah that's right, i chucked at strathfield, i'm a champion.
Currently trying to find a way to crash the USyd Law Informal Party, but with not much success.
PS - my heart goes out to jake who lost his wallet on the day he finished. by the looks of it, it's up in port macquarie somewhere, but let's just hope for a miracle (recall the scrubs episode when Carla's pregnant, and Turk forgets her bag, and then a dog carries it to him)
End of Session =]
im currently in mild rage mode, but more on that later xP
end of BGD cycle B!! hopefully =P the test was actually pretty hectic, mainly because i didnt know what was relevant, and what wasnt... so i pretty much brain dumped on most of the short answer questions. EXCEPT stupid depression xP like wtf?! i had to make up random questions to ask the sussed lil year 12 student =\ i would have thought that concerns clinical skills and communication more than what we've actually learnt.. but oh well... i probably should have done the prac more thoroughly... lesson learnt for subsequent TPs =]
multiple choice wasnt that bad... but i probably made some stupid mistakes. I didnt get the chance to check my answers properly. oh well... its over =] i cbb ranting on about it anymore in this blog. dont really see the point =P
omg it was such a relief finishing the exam tho... once we were out, the sense of relief was superb! considering the amount of effort i put into the bloody course, it was a big deal for me xP time for a self-plug xD about... there were about 1050 downloads of my notes, which equates to about... 150 people per week. i must say its a pretty decent number considering theres about 550 people in the cohort =] the support by the people was muchly appreciated on my part =] thanks guys!
anyway, i went home after the exam. not straight after. i chilled at unibar for a while. then i jetted home and ended up staying home for about an hr n half before having to head off again to get to jess's place for pres xP funny funny times =]
we ended up getting to bungalo 8 at about... 8:30? which was an hr after the start time, but the place was still half-empty.. lol we thort we were excessively late, but apparently not! anyway... i eventually got sloshed spending a good 70 bux on drinks on top of pres... also getting a few shouts off people =D thanks guys! all adding up to about.. 15 drinks? respectable considering i hadnt had a drink in 2 months =P
anyway, im too tired to epic rage, so all il say is that im sick of chasing, like fucking seriously. i dont have enough effort to spare to continue, so ive given up! =] if u know me well enough, ull know what im talking about (actually u dont need to know me that well, its quite blatantly obvious xP)
im out. bye.
end of BGD cycle B!! hopefully =P the test was actually pretty hectic, mainly because i didnt know what was relevant, and what wasnt... so i pretty much brain dumped on most of the short answer questions. EXCEPT stupid depression xP like wtf?! i had to make up random questions to ask the sussed lil year 12 student =\ i would have thought that concerns clinical skills and communication more than what we've actually learnt.. but oh well... i probably should have done the prac more thoroughly... lesson learnt for subsequent TPs =]
multiple choice wasnt that bad... but i probably made some stupid mistakes. I didnt get the chance to check my answers properly. oh well... its over =] i cbb ranting on about it anymore in this blog. dont really see the point =P
omg it was such a relief finishing the exam tho... once we were out, the sense of relief was superb! considering the amount of effort i put into the bloody course, it was a big deal for me xP time for a self-plug xD about... there were about 1050 downloads of my notes, which equates to about... 150 people per week. i must say its a pretty decent number considering theres about 550 people in the cohort =] the support by the people was muchly appreciated on my part =] thanks guys!
anyway, i went home after the exam. not straight after. i chilled at unibar for a while. then i jetted home and ended up staying home for about an hr n half before having to head off again to get to jess's place for pres xP funny funny times =]
we ended up getting to bungalo 8 at about... 8:30? which was an hr after the start time, but the place was still half-empty.. lol we thort we were excessively late, but apparently not! anyway... i eventually got sloshed spending a good 70 bux on drinks on top of pres... also getting a few shouts off people =D thanks guys! all adding up to about.. 15 drinks? respectable considering i hadnt had a drink in 2 months =P
anyway, im too tired to epic rage, so all il say is that im sick of chasing, like fucking seriously. i dont have enough effort to spare to continue, so ive given up! =] if u know me well enough, ull know what im talking about (actually u dont need to know me that well, its quite blatantly obvious xP)
im out. bye.
Thursday, June 18, 2009
EXAM!! ahhhh!! only one week away... the dreaded EoC which is worth 100%. dreaded for all first years only of course, 2nd years already know what to expect. us lil ones are plain and simply shitting and pissing ourselves, which is very odd considering those two go against the sympathetic nervous system in a fight or flight situation =P *sigh* med is really engulfing my life now xD
today ive decided to take the night off because we finished our course work for the session!! yay!! no more extra shit to learn =] win! but the amount of stuff we already have is... =\ lose! oh well.. we finished off on a relatively good note today... female sexuality ;) but then the other boring dude did the male sexuality lecture... if only he was as eccentric as Ute and the other lady.. could have been a classic. oh well... the female one was very awkward, but very informative if u know what i mean ;) from this experience, i must say that all doctors MUST be incredibly good at sex considering they all should know the best ways to stimulate the opposite sex.
we learnt... that females also have erectile tissue, testosterone is the hormone which increases sex drive in both sexes, there IS such thing as female orgasmic fluid AND the most important of all... where the G-spot is.. lol! but for all the self-conscious guys out there... 30% of women cannot have an orgasm with their partner, but 85% of those can by themselves... which is very odd. so it may not be your fault... but probably is =P also... the inner 2/3 of the vagina is anesthetic so theres no point in investing in giant dildos xP
well thats all that i will share for now.. trying to remember all the other good stuff. oh well.. im out =] bye bye
today ive decided to take the night off because we finished our course work for the session!! yay!! no more extra shit to learn =] win! but the amount of stuff we already have is... =\ lose! oh well.. we finished off on a relatively good note today... female sexuality ;) but then the other boring dude did the male sexuality lecture... if only he was as eccentric as Ute and the other lady.. could have been a classic. oh well... the female one was very awkward, but very informative if u know what i mean ;) from this experience, i must say that all doctors MUST be incredibly good at sex considering they all should know the best ways to stimulate the opposite sex.
we learnt... that females also have erectile tissue, testosterone is the hormone which increases sex drive in both sexes, there IS such thing as female orgasmic fluid AND the most important of all... where the G-spot is.. lol! but for all the self-conscious guys out there... 30% of women cannot have an orgasm with their partner, but 85% of those can by themselves... which is very odd. so it may not be your fault... but probably is =P also... the inner 2/3 of the vagina is anesthetic so theres no point in investing in giant dildos xP
well thats all that i will share for now.. trying to remember all the other good stuff. oh well.. im out =] bye bye
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
At home...
I quit facebook. Until the 25th of June, i will endeavor to not use the words 'face' and 'book' in my vocabulary, and will probably rage if someone links me a funny photo on facebook. But lo and behold, the human condition of perseverance is strong in me - eliminating facebook as my primary source of procrastination has lead me to make an unnecessary blog post.. FML
So yeah, i'm at home right now writing up notes on the effects of GH, Sex steroids, Thyroid hormones, Insulin, and Adrenocorticols on growth. I am aware i am severely behind, but at least my assignment and project are done. I missed today's physiology/anatomy of reproductive growth lectures because i slept in FML. Hung, can you give me notes?
I will now get back to my studies.. but i'll start a list of the funniest words i have encountered in med:
- Gubernaculum
- Sonic the Hedgehog
- Dilate (to live long)
- Benign (what happens when you're older than 8 but younger than 10)
The following have been reported to have been written on patients' medical charts by doctors:
- CNS/QNS (Central Nervous System / Quantity Not Sufficient)
- Code Yellow (A patient who has lost control of bladder)
- O-sign (A patient who is very sick and lying with his mouth open)
- Q-sign (A patient who is very, very sick and lying with his mouth open, tongue hanging out)
- FUBAR (Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition)
- FLK (Funny Looking Kid - Abnormal neonate upon general inspection)
- TTFO (Told To Fuck Off - can be To Take Fluids Orally)
So yeah, i'm at home right now writing up notes on the effects of GH, Sex steroids, Thyroid hormones, Insulin, and Adrenocorticols on growth. I am aware i am severely behind, but at least my assignment and project are done. I missed today's physiology/anatomy of reproductive growth lectures because i slept in FML. Hung, can you give me notes?
I will now get back to my studies.. but i'll start a list of the funniest words i have encountered in med:
- Gubernaculum
- Sonic the Hedgehog
- Dilate (to live long)
- Benign (what happens when you're older than 8 but younger than 10)
The following have been reported to have been written on patients' medical charts by doctors:
- CNS/QNS (Central Nervous System / Quantity Not Sufficient)
- Code Yellow (A patient who has lost control of bladder)
- O-sign (A patient who is very sick and lying with his mouth open)
- Q-sign (A patient who is very, very sick and lying with his mouth open, tongue hanging out)
- FUBAR (Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition)
- FLK (Funny Looking Kid - Abnormal neonate upon general inspection)
- TTFO (Told To Fuck Off - can be To Take Fluids Orally)
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