Just to prove this is not a fail blog

HEY GUYS TOMMOROW IS THE PRAC EXAM AM I WORRIED NOT AT ALL HAVE I STUDIED NOT ONE BIT SHOULD I BE WRITING THIS YES I SHOULD BUT I COULD HAVE AT LEAST WAITED A SINGLE DAY UNTIL THE PRAC EXAM IS OVER....

PARTY AT MY PLACE TOMMOROW GUYTH ANYONE CAN COME BUT ONLY IF YOU SATISFY ALL OF THESE CRITERIA:

- YOU ARE WELL-MANNERED, FRIENDLY, AND POLITE
- YOU DO NOT PARTICIPATE IN RECREATIONAL DRUGS, SMOKING OF TOBACCO, OR EXCESSIVE ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION
- YOU DO NOT PARTICIPATE IN VIOLENCE, VANDALISM, GRAFFITI, OR OTHER SUCH TOMFOOLERY
- YOU RESPECT OTHER CULTURES, AND THE PROPERTY OF OTHER PEOPLE
- YOU DO NOT MAKE EXCESSIVE NOISE OR MESS WHEN PARTYING, AND IF YOU DO, ARE THE FIRST TO MAKE EFFORTS TOWARDS UNDOING SAID MESS
- YOU DO NOT CONSUME ALCOHOL TO THE POINT OF INEBRIATION, YOU ARE ALWAYS AND CONSTANTLY REMINDING OTHERS THAT THE GOVERNMENT RECOMMENDS 2 STANDARD DRINKS IN THE FIRST HOUR, AND 1 STANDARD DRINK EVERY FOLLOWING HOUR
- YOU HAVE A CULTURED UPBRINGING, BEING RESPECTFUL, HONOURABLE, AND DECENT IN NATURE, AND NOT AT ALL A HOOLIGAN, A SCALLYWAG, A TOMFOOLERER, OR A BAD SPORT

IF ANY OF THESE POINTS ARE DISREGARDED AT ANY POINT IN TIME WHILST ON THE PARK RESIDENCE, YOU WILL RECEIVE COUNTLESS WARNINGS AND A KIND AND NON-THREATENING, NON-VIOLENT PASSAGE THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR.

This post is dedicated to Demi Mei Gray's mother Margaret Wendy Gray.