Friday, June 26, 2009

Success

Before the party, everyone was talking about how awesomely drunk they were going to get, and how "if i don't boot by the end of the night, that's a failure".

Yeah, end of sesh party was decent.. but not GREAT.

I woke up at 3 in the arvo.. and am sort of hungover, probably because i succeeded. Yeah that's right, i chucked at strathfield, i'm a champion.

Currently trying to find a way to crash the USyd Law Informal Party, but with not much success.

PS - my heart goes out to jake who lost his wallet on the day he finished. by the looks of it, it's up in port macquarie somewhere, but let's just hope for a miracle (recall the scrubs episode when Carla's pregnant, and Turk forgets her bag, and then a dog carries it to him)

End of Session =]

im currently in mild rage mode, but more on that later xP

end of BGD cycle B!! hopefully =P the test was actually pretty hectic, mainly because i didnt know what was relevant, and what wasnt... so i pretty much brain dumped on most of the short answer questions. EXCEPT stupid depression xP like wtf?! i had to make up random questions to ask the sussed lil year 12 student =\ i would have thought that concerns clinical skills and communication more than what we've actually learnt.. but oh well... i probably should have done the prac more thoroughly... lesson learnt for subsequent TPs =]

multiple choice wasnt that bad... but i probably made some stupid mistakes. I didnt get the chance to check my answers properly. oh well... its over =] i cbb ranting on about it anymore in this blog. dont really see the point =P

omg it was such a relief finishing the exam tho... once we were out, the sense of relief was superb! considering the amount of effort i put into the bloody course, it was a big deal for me xP time for a self-plug xD about... there were about 1050 downloads of my notes, which equates to about... 150 people per week. i must say its a pretty decent number considering theres about 550 people in the cohort =] the support by the people was muchly appreciated on my part =] thanks guys!

anyway, i went home after the exam. not straight after. i chilled at unibar for a while. then i jetted home and ended up staying home for about an hr n half before having to head off again to get to jess's place for pres xP funny funny times =]

we ended up getting to bungalo 8 at about... 8:30? which was an hr after the start time, but the place was still half-empty.. lol we thort we were excessively late, but apparently not! anyway... i eventually got sloshed spending a good 70 bux on drinks on top of pres... also getting a few shouts off people =D thanks guys! all adding up to about.. 15 drinks? respectable considering i hadnt had a drink in 2 months =P

anyway, im too tired to epic rage, so all il say is that im sick of chasing, like fucking seriously. i dont have enough effort to spare to continue, so ive given up! =] if u know me well enough, ull know what im talking about (actually u dont need to know me that well, its quite blatantly obvious xP)

im out. bye.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

EXAM!! ahhhh!! only one week away... the dreaded EoC which is worth 100%. dreaded for all first years only of course, 2nd years already know what to expect. us lil ones are plain and simply shitting and pissing ourselves, which is very odd considering those two go against the sympathetic nervous system in a fight or flight situation =P *sigh* med is really engulfing my life now xD

today ive decided to take the night off because we finished our course work for the session!! yay!! no more extra shit to learn =] win! but the amount of stuff we already have is... =\ lose! oh well.. we finished off on a relatively good note today... female sexuality ;) but then the other boring dude did the male sexuality lecture... if only he was as eccentric as Ute and the other lady.. could have been a classic. oh well... the female one was very awkward, but very informative if u know what i mean ;) from this experience, i must say that all doctors MUST be incredibly good at sex considering they all should know the best ways to stimulate the opposite sex.

we learnt... that females also have erectile tissue, testosterone is the hormone which increases sex drive in both sexes, there IS such thing as female orgasmic fluid AND the most important of all... where the G-spot is.. lol! but for all the self-conscious guys out there... 30% of women cannot have an orgasm with their partner, but 85% of those can by themselves... which is very odd. so it may not be your fault... but probably is =P also... the inner 2/3 of the vagina is anesthetic so theres no point in investing in giant dildos xP

well thats all that i will share for now.. trying to remember all the other good stuff. oh well.. im out =] bye bye

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

At home...

I quit facebook. Until the 25th of June, i will endeavor to not use the words 'face' and 'book' in my vocabulary, and will probably rage if someone links me a funny photo on facebook. But lo and behold, the human condition of perseverance is strong in me - eliminating facebook as my primary source of procrastination has lead me to make an unnecessary blog post.. FML

So yeah, i'm at home right now writing up notes on the effects of GH, Sex steroids, Thyroid hormones, Insulin, and Adrenocorticols on growth. I am aware i am severely behind, but at least my assignment and project are done. I missed today's physiology/anatomy of reproductive growth lectures because i slept in FML. Hung, can you give me notes?

I will now get back to my studies.. but i'll start a list of the funniest words i have encountered in med:

- Gubernaculum
- Sonic the Hedgehog
- Dilate (to live long)
- Benign (what happens when you're older than 8 but younger than 10)

The following have been reported to have been written on patients' medical charts by doctors:

- CNS/QNS (Central Nervous System / Quantity Not Sufficient)
- Code Yellow (A patient who has lost control of bladder)
- O-sign (A patient who is very sick and lying with his mouth open)
- Q-sign (A patient who is very, very sick and lying with his mouth open, tongue hanging out)
- FUBAR (Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition)
- FLK (Funny Looking Kid - Abnormal neonate upon general inspection)
- TTFO (Told To Fuck Off - can be To Take Fluids Orally)

Monday, June 8, 2009

Quick Update

i just dl a massive collection of Cascada remixes, and im trying to pick out which ones are the crap ones to take out of my playlist atm, so while im doing that i thort id finally post again =] *its a really good collection with about 75 remixes for any dance-music enthusiasts*

anyway, this is our hand-in assessment week. group project deadline tomorrow, individual assignment due next monday. everything is pretty much under control for me, but things keep popping up with my indiv >< had to change things like 6 diff times because i missed the fine print in the damn assignment =_= but i must thank nitin for his help =] thanks pharlap! =D

the long weekend was pretty fail =P wanted to get more proper study done, but all i could get was the GIT. hopefully it wont leak out over the next couple weeks, but thats where study groups come in handy =] i hate having to suffer an extra 2 weeks of work in the semester compared to everyone else =_= the amount of crap we're going to learn within these two weeks is probably going to add another 40 pages to my already extensive notes >< ah well... gotta tough it out. and the single exam we have is going to be bloody intense. 100% for the course! bahhh... hopefully i do well. oh well, nothing i can do besides give it my best shot.

i forget what i posted last time, and what i wanted to post in between, but nothing interesting has really happened since my last one. i cant wait til holidays tho, finally get some partying action going on. since the start of the TP ive been nerding it up hardcore =_= better bloody pay off =P anyway, il end it with... GO FEDERER!! =]
bye bye

and good luck to practically everyone else in uni life with their end of session/semester exams! dont party too hard until i finish too xP

Monday, June 1, 2009

Mid-lecture update

I am in a lecture now
the lecturer is hot.

Not.

Not.

Not.

Actually today in the morning i was rubbing my eyes vigorously and one of my contact lenses fell out.. so my eye is all red and i can't see shit.

She might be hot..

She's not.