At home...

I quit facebook. Until the 25th of June, i will endeavor to not use the words 'face' and 'book' in my vocabulary, and will probably rage if someone links me a funny photo on facebook. But lo and behold, the human condition of perseverance is strong in me - eliminating facebook as my primary source of procrastination has lead me to make an unnecessary blog post.. FML

So yeah, i'm at home right now writing up notes on the effects of GH, Sex steroids, Thyroid hormones, Insulin, and Adrenocorticols on growth. I am aware i am severely behind, but at least my assignment and project are done. I missed today's physiology/anatomy of reproductive growth lectures because i slept in FML. Hung, can you give me notes?

I will now get back to my studies.. but i'll start a list of the funniest words i have encountered in med:

- Gubernaculum
- Sonic the Hedgehog
- Dilate (to live long)
- Benign (what happens when you're older than 8 but younger than 10)

The following have been reported to have been written on patients' medical charts by doctors:

- CNS/QNS (Central Nervous System / Quantity Not Sufficient)
- Code Yellow (A patient who has lost control of bladder)
- O-sign (A patient who is very sick and lying with his mouth open)
- Q-sign (A patient who is very, very sick and lying with his mouth open, tongue hanging out)
- FUBAR (Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition)
- FLK (Funny Looking Kid - Abnormal neonate upon general inspection)
- TTFO (Told To Fuck Off - can be To Take Fluids Orally)